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I come to newgrounds for some casual gaming. Something not too easy, but easy enough that I don't have to sit down for over half an hour and think about before I can move on. This game is too difficult for casual gaming, which is a real turn off for me. Maybe if it were a bit easier, just a bit, I could rate it higher, but because it took me so long to do anything, I couldn't finish the game, which frustrated me.
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This is without a doubt the best flash submission I have seen on this site in a good long time. That was great. You win the internet.
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That chick just kissed a monkey. You said there was no sickness but some chick just kissed a monkey. That's sick, and you lied to me.
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Infinitly better than your two submissions that made the front page. Oh well. It's a shame that this stuff didn't get better recognized. This, I like. Props.
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The drawings were strange/bad, and the jokes were... wait, were there jokes?
Besides that, just because I don't make flash doesn't mean I don't know if a flash is good or not. Look at any professional movie critic. Probably none of them make their own movies, but they still know whether a movie is good or not. Or even you. You go to a movie theater and you know whether or not a movie is good, and you don't make movies. Or perhaps with food. You know if food tastes good even though you aren't a food critic.
I hate it when flash artists are all like, "Oh you don't make flash animations so you can't POSSIBLY know what a good flash is!"
And also when they try to insult the review by leaving a reply that takes a shot at the reviewer's grammar. That would be really stupid for you to do, my friend, considering your grammar was less than perfect in this submission. For example, "How are there flash animations?" There = location, THEIR = posessive. That is only one of many.
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Good job with contradicting yourself about the grammar. I thought you said that you hate when people do that. Good job. You seem to be trying way to hard to be offensive. Basically, you read the discription of the movie, on how it makes fun of the artist sensitivity. Nice try, but it's not working. Good point about the movie critic thingy, but my point was that, if You don't do flash animations, that you will never understand the work and effort that is put into flash. Example. "bad drawings." If you yourself knew how to draw, maybe you would recognize that the artwork is pretty damn good. A 1. thanks for the score. It's all good though. I enjoy my "Zero Dragon" series, and it wouldn't have been created if it weren't for people like you. Maybe I will include you in the credits on Ep.3.
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that red guy was a douche.
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pretty strange, but undeniably awesome. props.
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you are my new best friend/god
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you, my friend, have been given a gift.
father my babies.
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much better than half the stuff they have on adult swim. higher quality drawings/animations and at least a billion times funnier. some stuff on adult swim is good. but squidbillies? the show about someone goes to the mayor? couldn't be any less funny if they TRIED.
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